Comedy on a Saturday morning by MC_jkcyno .... ONE OF THE SIGNS TO KNOW UR READY FOR MARRIAGE .... ---------------------------------------- Most of u reading dis post now would unarguably attest to d fact that BLACKBERRY device is d most annoying but sweet device ever to come our way in d recent times .... (BOLD 5 as a case study )!!! Now lemme take u down d reminiscent lane . That awful moment when u attended a very important function/ show with a lot of dignitaries in attendance and u jst sighted one of d OGAS at d top ,( u had been wishing to run into d man or pushy to get his contact and opportunity presented itself today )....chukwu daalu ... For ur little mind , today NA today ...!!! U adjusted ur shirt , gathered all d panache and walked straight to d man . Politely demanded for his mobile no of which in ur utmost dismay he never shrugged . ..but only for ur BlackBerry to refuse to accept the no...for d next 10mins , d idotic phone kept hanging ...steadily ...showing u that annoying black circle ... .. .sorry sir, my phone is having a little fault ,sorry to border u , u would say to d man in disappointment and walk MUMUISHLY back to ur seat ... ....immediately u got to ur seat , d ANUMANU came back to normalcy... (at that point , d only tin in ur mind would be ..NGOZIkA , break dis phone , throw dis idiot away , but on d contrary , if u rem the stress u passed tru jst to buy that bold 5 , u would swallow ur spit and stay put ) Now see d worst , at d closure of d event , jst as u were about driving out ...oooops , u sighted a celebrity or that old friend of urs , UV been wishing to have a snap shot wit..(ebea Ka-okwu gwuziri, kitaa Ka-IgA afu nke toro Goddy ) ....helooo !! Can I have some snap shots wit u ?.....yes , ofcus , u were told.... ...pls ,pls , could u pls help me wit d snapping ,? u politely asked d security man , ... ....oya , una don pose finish ... ..say cheeeeez..smile ... ....he clicked d shutter and off d phone went .... ....I guess u understand that feeling ,,,d poor phone had gone off and it would take another 15mins to reboot ....ofcus before it comes up ur guests must have gone home ... ... If at that moment , u didnt smash d MUMU phone to d ground or fling it to d Bin .. **nwanne , ur so Ready for marriage cus u can handle a NAGGING WOMAN .... Hahhhahhaaaa,,, MORALE : nagging women have been likened to HANGING BLACKBERRY .. An if u would never smash ur phone nor fling it in then , then Im confident u wouldnt beat her up and spank her when she starts showing u that women wahala ...its in them anyway , but it takes patience and understanding to cope wit dem... Ur ready for marriage jare....lol Women vs hanging BOLD 5= same (lol )
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 07:09:55 +0000