Compliments of Chrysti Paris Baskerville who, undoubtedly, saw it on channel 13: Just remember the next time one of those Privacy Hoax ruffles your feathers: I hereby give my permission to the Police,the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, KGB, MI6, FFA, NASA, NBA, MLB, NHL, the Swiss Guards, the Priory of Scion, the inhabitants of Middle Earth, Scooby Doo and Velma, Agents Mulder and Scully, the Goonies, the Storm-troopers and Darth Vader, Yoda, Boba Fett, the Mad Hatter, Chuck Norris, S.H.I.E.L.D, The Avengers, The Men in Black, Gandalf and Dumbledore, Manny, Mo and Jack, The Easter Bunny ISIS and all the members of Van Halen (even Sammy), to view all the amazing and interesting things that I publish on Facebook. Im aware that my privacy ended the very day that I started Facebook, I know whatever I post can and usually does get shared, tagged, copied and posted else were. If I dont want anyone else to have it I DONT POST IT!.... Id like to add that whatever declaration you publish has NO LEGAL STANDING whatsoever, and that the contract you undersigned with FB grants them the use of everything you publish. And if you dont like it, ask for your money back!........... I would like to notify Facebook that you are entirely allowed to steal any information I post here and use it however you want, and I hereby declare I dont have a clue whats mine and whats not. If Im stupid enough to post anything important and personal enough that Im bothered by anyone seeing it for advertising, I deserve to be punished. I extend this policy to all Facebook employees, milkmen, door to door salesmen, and Aretha Franklin. Any violation of my policy will be met with indifference under the Statute of Liberty. Anyone reading this can copy this text and paste it on their Facebook Wall. This will do absolutely nothing, but will make you feel better. By using strange words in silly languages, I notify all of my friends that I have no idea what Im doing. The aforementioned actions also apply to my colleagues, prospective employers and anyone whos willing to see me make a fool of myself. The content of this profile stopped being private at the moment I pressed the Submit button. No statute named after a city in Europe can or will make any difference about any of this. Welcome to the Internet - Have a cookie
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 15:49:10 +0000