Computerized Love Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo apne dil ki Hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo apne chehre se ruswaai ka Error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka Password to bataao Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chaahat dil main rakhte hai Warna aap jaise Software to bazaar main bikte hai Roz raat aap mere sapno main aate ho mere pyar ke Mouse ko ungliyon pe nachaate ho Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhata hai Par beech main tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai Aur karaaogi hamse kitna intezaar Hamare dil ke Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar Apne insult ka badla dekho kaise loonga Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga Apke nakhre apne dil pe Bang ho gaye Do PC judte judte Hang ho gaye. Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko Cut diya karte hai Warna baaki cases main to Copy Paste kiya karte hai Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalna aap ki woh style Aapki adaaon ki hamne Save kar li File -------------------------------------------------------- Jack n Jill ( Bihaari version ) Jackwa aur Jillwa, Gaye upar Hillwa , Paani bhari ke waaste, Jackwa gir gawa , uka khopdiya phoot gawa AurJillwa awat ludkan pooore raas ------------------------------------------------------------------ Har desh ki ek sarhad hoti hain, Har bachche ki bhi ek zid hoti hain... Aur kitna intzaar karwaoge, kanjoosi ki bhi ek had hoti hain.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Krishna kare to raslila, Hum kare to character dheela, Krishna mein dikhte vishnu aur brahma, Hum mein jag ka sabse nikamma; Krishna gopiyon ke vastra churate, Hum to kewal door se takte, fir bhi Krishna ke bhajan tum gate, aur humko tane aate-jate; Krishna ki hajaro gopiya, hum to chahe ek hi sita, fir bhi Krishna ki padhte tum gita, aur humko kahte to naspita; Krishna ne Radha se ki bewfai, fir bhi kaha na unko harzai, humne kabhi na chhoda tumhara dupatta, fir bhi kahti ho ullu ka paththa. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dil ke arman ansuo me beh gaye, Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye... Light chali gayi, Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.... --------------------------------------------------------------------- Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon, Mera dil kahta tha telephone karoon, Magar kambakhto ne conection hi kat diya... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao, Melody khao khud jaan jao........ -------------------------------------------------------------- Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ki Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche aur khuda tumse puche Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise???
Posted on: Wed, 16 Oct 2013 10:14:37 +0000