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Confession: I walk into the kitchen this morning to an enormous bowl of bacon on the counter… and, not a soul around. The bowl, set perfectly centered, radiating its light with an oupouring of angelic choir sounds ascending on the room… I approached slowly and viciously fought the big question anyone would have reverberating within, “Where is Ashton Kutcher..?” But, despite my potential downfall, I moved onward. I then gracefully, placed my hands around the bowl… checked by surroundings… picked it up… and walked away. Mine....All mine. Because bacon.
Posted on: Thu, 08 May 2014 00:45:08 +0000

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