Confessional So I went to confession on Saturday evening before Mass and started with the usual… “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It’s been 4 weeks since my last confession. Last night, I beat the crap out of an Obama supporter. The Priest responds, My son, Im here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service.” I will Always Be With You – Sheena Easton & Jesse Corti Prayer, Daily Prayer, Simple Prayers, Quick Prayers, Prayer RequestsView on blog.beliefnetPreview by Yahoo A golf video you will enjoy ...... youtube/embed/Ft2fLuz9mF0 SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMERS DISEASE ....It takes less than 15 seconds.... If you are over 45 yrs. old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimers Test. See how fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5. S_X 6. BOO_S Answers: 1. RANDOM 2. FORK 3. PANTS 4. PULSE 5. SIX 6. BOOKS You got all 6 wrong....didnt you? You do NOT have Alzheimers. You are a Pervert. I PLAY GOLF ON FRIDAYS! Ellen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, Ellen went into a passionate,painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Ellen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow! Ellen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused. The therapist turned to Bob and said, This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this? Bob thought for a moment and replied, Well, I can drop her off here onMondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.
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