Congress shall now vote for approval of HR 8791, the Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill, as said bill requests emergency response funding up to and including ... Im sorry, this section is classified ... dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and/or attack from URBAN AREAS. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled if said attack leads to more than 80% of national population being affected by URBAN AREAS. This funding shall commence with the first attack on URBAN AREAS or the first large-scale outbreak of CLASSIFIED, dependent upon which comes first. Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of URBAN AREAS including irradiated URBAN AREAS with possibility of CLASSIFIED airborne CLASSIFIED flesh-eating CLASSIFIED, and/or all of the above in such event as URBAN AREAS spewing URBAN AREAS escape, are released, or otherwise become uncontrollable. Air Force units may also be directed to combat said CLASSIFIED due to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas ... Jesus, thats ... thats CLASSIFIED ... far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed CLASSIFIED body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be reallocated to CLASSIFIED underground CLASSIFIED protected birthing centers. A new Bill of Rights shall be drafted and approved by CLASSIFIED Read more at snopes/politics/satire/hr8791.asp#wBvqwxPoZcdKkjfc.99
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 04:27:56 +0000
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