Consultants of ... Shepherd the ball on the meadow herd when a car stopped nearby. Come out of the car a man came to the shepherd and said: - Let me tell you exactly how much you have in your herd sheep, and you give me for it has presented one. Shepherd with a surprised look approached, and then replied: - And why not! The man took the laptop, connect it to a mobile phone, connect to the Internet, using GPS establish the exact coordinates of the location where they were sent to these coordinates on NASA website, where the terrain was scanned and issued photo ultra-high resolution. Then, having done some more manipulation, he got the result and told his shepherd: - In 1168 you have a herd of sheep. - Thats right - agreed shepherd. - In my herd now so much sheep. Bargain is a bargain, choose the sheep. Man chose one and began to load it into the trunk, when the shepherd came to him and said: - Do you want me guess who you work for? - Come on, - amused man. - But look, if I guess, you give me back my sheep. - Go! And then the shepherd gives: - Do you work consultant. Man surprised - Yes, but how did you know? - And this was no big deal, - said the shepherd. - You have appeared, although nobody called you. You wanted to get paid for an answer to a question I did not ask you, and bargain for everything you may belmesa not know anything about my work. So bring back my dog back to me.
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 18:54:46 +0000
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