Conversation between AIDS and EBOLA VIRUS... Aids:Hey baby girl! Glad to have you here in Nigeria. Ebola:Thankx boss. How has your mission been? Aids:Has been very much successful,but just a couple of impediments I ve encountere since the introduction of condom and a few other contraceptives. .... Ebola:Really! AIDS: Yea! That not withstanding, im still making impact enormously. Ebola : Kudos boss! More grease your elbow. Aids: Thanks baby sharwarma.Hope youve set down good strategies for the achievement of your quest? Ebola:Yes of course! Im no dumb head! Infact, a victim of mine died recently. Aids: Like seriously! Thats awesome... So tell me more..... Ebola: The issue here, is that im trying to bring the popular sayingtheres love in sharinginto play. Nigerian bats and apes have decried the constant share of their meats by bush meat lovers; without partaking in their problems as well. So,my aim is to balance the equation and erase partiality. Aids : Waoh! Thats good. So what actually motivated your migration into Nigeria? Ebola: During my intensive survey, I discovered that so much of Nigerians enjoy munching bush meat,and for that,I ve come to make them also, partakers of me as well! As u know,DIARIS LOVE IN SHARING. Aids: So, who is free from your TENTACLES? Ebola: Those who desist from consuming bush meats;especiall y monkeys and bats have less possibilities of contacting me. Aids: I discovered that youremore powerful and contagious than I do. Whats the secret? Ebola: (blushing)..... O yea! Well,the secret is the incessant complaints tabled by monkeys and bats. Their complaints have made me so furious. Ive made it a point of duty to move into anybody who comes in contact with those I ve affected. Aids: Hmm! Youre really awesome! Can we hang out sometime? Ebola: (smiling)Stop flattering me boss! Will be on my way now. Ive got someone to inflict somewhere...... About the hang out,I will give it a thought (winks). Aids: Alright. Take care and good luck my Rosalito Pepperto. Ebola: Thanks boss!! All cattle carries the ebola virus but a normal flora. The virus is transmitted via bloodmeal from cow, improper cooking of the meat. other animals been major carriers of the ebola virus include squirel, antelope, grass cutter. primate like bat, monkey and goose. Mode of infection is through fluid. Transmitted through intercourse, kissing, sweating, sucking genital tracks, blood transfusion, etc. Patient infested by the ebola virus from 1-21 days are treated with bitter kola. From latest medical report. Funny!!! Right!!! But very serious........ . Well,brothers and sisters,avoid bush meat and other meat that is said to have the disease, make a wide research about the virus in other not to caught upon,be vigilant,so you dont fall a victim...... Pray without season and ceasing. We shall only hear of it,but it will not befall anyone of us in Jesus Name. If you have time Kindly type AMEN
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 16:10:50 +0000
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