Conversation that can only be had in a nonverbal autism household.... Wed 7:21pm -- ME: Oh man! Who peed on the floor in the playroom? Kyle or Paula? (Paulas our service dog) WIFEY: Ugh. Well his pants are dry. So he didnt have an accident. ME: Well maybe Kyle did it on purpose... maybe he took it out **. Remember when he went thru a phase awhile back when hed take it out and pee in there a lot? (**took it out is a reference to aSeinfeld episode) WIFEY: Does it smell like human pee or dog pee? ME: I really dont know the difference between those smells. WIFEY: Then well probably never know... ME: (to Kyle & Paula) Which one of you guys peed on the floor in there ME: (to wifey) Who looked guiltier? :)
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 01:35:14 +0000
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