Conversation with Airport Police Control: Police Officer: Good morning sir. Where are you headed? Me: Morning Officer. Amsterdam, Casablanca..... On hearing Casablanca, his eyes lit up. PO: Do you do this journey regularly Me: yes, is there any problem? PO: Were interested in people like you. Me: and what kind of people might that be? PO: People that travel to the Middle East. What is it like in Casablanca? Me: its hot and its not my final destination. Casablanca isnt in the Middle East and there is no ISIS there :) PO: Have you been to the Middle East before? Me: Yes PO (thumbing furiously through my passport): Where? Me: Dubai, Oman, Afghanistan....... (his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets) PO: How did you get there? At this point I was tempted to say: On a Camel then finally on an Ass but decided it wasnt worth the aggro. Me: On a RAF plane from Brize Norton to Kandahar/Bastion. More consternation and questions and finally: PO: Have a nice day sir. Moral of the story: Im going to lose this beard!
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 08:39:06 +0000
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