Conversations in this house are never boring. ME: I have a migraine. CHEY: Im sorry, Mama. ME: On the other hand, when I blew my nose, it was all bloody. CHEY: Sounds like that cocaine habit is getting out of hand. ME: Or I might just have a sinus infection. Ill have to get out the neti pot. CHEY: Yeah, but youll actually have to start using it. ME: Given the choice between starting the neti pot or quitting cocaine? Of course Ill use the neti pot. Please note: All drug references are for entertainment purposes only. Drug use in this household is limited to over the counter or prescription meds. If you thought otherwise? Go away. (BTW, I must proudly point out that no one with a cocaine habit has an ass the size of mine.)
Posted on: Sun, 18 May 2014 03:50:25 +0000
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