Courtroom Humor: Excerpts taken from court proceedings thats really silly and funny too. These are actually things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q : What gear were you in, at the moment of impact? A : Gucci sweats and Reebok! Q : This myasthenia gravis, does it effect your memory at all? A : Yes. Q : And in what ways does it effect your memory? A : I forget! Q : You forget? Can you give us an example of something youve forgotten??? Q : How old is your son, the one living with you? A : Thirty-three or thirty-six, I cant remember which. Q : How long has he lived with you? A : Forty-three years. Q : What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A : He said, Where am I, Christy? Q : And why did that upset you? A : My name is Evon! Q : Now Doctor, isnt it true when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnt know about it until the next morning? A : Did you actually pass the bar exam? Q : The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? Q : Were you present when your picture was taken? Q : So, the date of your conception of your baby was July 9th? A : Yes. Q : And what were you doing at that time? Q : She had three children right? A : Yes. Q : How many were boys? A : None. Q : Were there any girls?
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 21:15:01 +0000
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