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Cows, Golf and a Wife..... A man staggered into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him What happened to you? Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wifes Monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cows arse. Still holding the cows tail up, I yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours! I dont remember much after that...
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 06:50:01 +0000

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