(Crack ur ribs) In WAEC examination, Santos was asked to complete the following: . 1)He who fights n run away? Santos: E don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am. 2)A rolling stone? Santos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am. ... 3) He who lives in a glass house? Santos: Na rich politician e go be. 4)A stitch in time? Santos: Dey prevent further tear tear. 5) Birds of d same feather? Sample: Na d same mama born them. 6) One good turn? Santos: Na correct power steering fit do am. 7) A bird in hand? Santos: Wetin e wan be again if nobe barbecue. Dem plenty for chicken republic. Half bread is better than? Santos: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar. 9) A journey of a thousand miles? Santos: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje? 10) He who laughs last? Santos: Get brain problem. Make dem examineam becos na begining of madness be dat. 11) A patient dog? Santos: Na hunger go kill am. 12) All work and no play? Santos: Na bank job be dat bros. 13) Once beaten? Santos: Na revenge go follow b dat. 14) A fool at forty? Santos: U never see Naija own, ours starts @ 50. 15) A friend in need? Santos: Na parasite b dat. Will Santos pass the exam ?
Posted on: Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:18:56 +0000