Cracking lunch break. Walk into town and end up helping stop world war 3. Couple of chav parents walking along with their kid quite far behind (brilliant parenting phase 1) not a clue what she is doing. Child runs into a man and falls over. Parents eventually turn round. Child now with full attention of the aforementioned Chavs, begins to cry. Queue chav dad going up to the man and pushing him round quite violently and demanding an apology despite no clue as to whats happened. (brilliant parenting phase two - violence is not the answer, although your daughter now thinks it is) Had to explain what happened and break up the fracas. Security nowhere to be seen. Queue parents walking off. Again with daughter miles behind to complete the Jeremy Kyle esque episode. Now sat in the sun with jacket spud. Slowly baking myself.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 11:26:36 +0000