Crap!!! My # is 6 by Kauohikukapulani M. N. Ahuna 1.) I was born in Hilo, sent to Kona Capt. Cook after age of one to be with grandma. 2.) I have 14 half brother and sisters who are all awesome in there own ways and grandmama was one of twelve from Honokua. 3.) My junior year at Konawaena, I was suspected of a Graffiti Art Crime. After hours of interrogation and no evidence, the police officer took off her badge and said Aunty going take off my badge, if you wanna tell aunty da truth, nothing will happen to you. Feeling like i was now talking to a aunty and not an officer, I said I did it She put her badge back on and I was arrested, had to pay a fine and was suspended the first 5 days of my Senior year. I shoulda listen to Mr. Garret and Amendment #5, Lol 4.) By age 21 I join a acting class at the Aloha Community Theatre, I am the only Hawaiian of 25 students. My teacher keeps giving me Indian monologues and says You Hawaiians are like the Indians, sky, earth, water? I tell her I want Shakespeare, Hamlet? To be or not to be I ended up touring for almost 2 years to all islands and Washington DC with over 7 plays and over 500 performances including an Original Playwright and hired original music compositions. 5.) By mid 20s I end up forming a band out of shits and giggles, Hawaiian HomeBoyz with in a year, we are opening up for acts and performing off island with Na Leo Pilimeihana, Hapa, Bradda Iz and Hoaikane and more. 6.) As Im being prepped for surgery, a Filipino nurse shaves my chest and privates? The head nurse comes in and says Omg!!! Im so sorry Mr. Kuanoni Im like WTF!!? I have a Aortic Mechanical Valve for over 15 yrs. Yes, I Tic :-)
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 10:34:44 +0000
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