Currently, I am off to a hardware store to address the vortex of squirrels and sudden influx of air that the technician assured me ascends down the mountain and then flows 90-Degrees, and Sir, truthfully, only 90-Degrees down our chimney. It appears, the magnificent design of our new roof and chimney have altered the fragile ecosystem of the Cumberland Valley. I truly apologize for the sudden lack of squirrels and air currents outside of Boiling Springs. The actual dialogue will follow. As my mother pleasantly stated, Son, you cant make this shit up!
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 23:55:06 +0000
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