Currently editing another scene that was filmed by the coke snorting gay pride float guys and I want to bang my head into my glass top work desk until my eyes are a mess of bloody pulp and then puncture both of my ear drums with pencils and fill my ears with crazy glue so that I dont have to see or hear any more of this horrible f*cking footage. In their defense, I could see the pre-shoot thought process behind the scene though... Lets film outside by the pool at a gay guesthouse, during a tea dance with horrible, loud disco music playing and flaming queens talking at the top of their queeny little lungs. Oh... and make sure to film the naked and thong clad fat queens so that the editor has fun trying to edit them out. Lets make it even better by making both of the tops in this oral scene not be able to get hard and lets have the fat, obnoxious queens by the pool shouting queeny harassing remarks to them, non-stop, throughout the whole shoot. To really push things over the top... lets get drunk, and/or high, so that we cant hold the camera steady for more than three seconds, lets pick camera angles so that hands, heads, feet, plants, our own body parts, and pretty much everything we can find will block the action completely, and lets keep the camera zoomed in the whole time so that every little movement feels like a 9.0 earthquake. Oh... one last thing. Focus? What is this thing called focus that Ive heard rumors of? Hmmm... no one knows? OK... lets not worry about that. Nothing in focus for this scene. Sounds like its gonna be a HOT shoot! Lets go boys. Stick to snorting coke, or whatever that substance was, on gay pride parade floats boys. It seems that you can get that on film pretty well.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 23:25:16 +0000
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