Curt Selak shared an Illinois politicians missive: Dear Home Secretary of Guatemala/El Salvador/other, Will you kindly confirm it is not the case that one or more of the youth who have fled your land for mine is not at risk of growing up to work briefly in a food stand watching his best friend hit unsuccessfully on sunbathers, serve as a hatchet man for a (relatively) long established drug overlord who has a trophy wife, survive an attempt by Andeans to massacre him with a chainsaw, broker narcotics business in Bolivia amidst intrigues and score-settling, trade independently of his erstwhile mentor whom he then has murdered making off with the trophy wife who was mentioned above, whom he marries in his garden replete with exotic pets i.e. tigers while disco music is played in the background, and launder his ill-gotten gains to, er, varying degrees of success, which leads him to strike a Faustian bargain with his cocaine supplier that he does not however honor, ergo his premature death in his luxury mansion at the hands of a private army delivering a tirade as bullets bounce off his body armour and his own assault rifle is brandished rather like the Statue of Libertys torch in an ironic moment following which he is blown away with a double-barreled shotgun having alienated his sister some hours, really at the very least days, earlier, and he lands in an indoor fountain? Could you do that for me please? Thank you in advance. Senator Kirk
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 02:50:21 +0000