DAAANGER WAHALA DEY! I submitted an application at UN office Abuja two days before yesterday being friday. I decided to travel back to my state Anambra the next day to at least chill after this tough days. I packed my stuffs and headed to the park. I entered the park and boarded a bus and took the back seat (my favorite position). Two passenger seats were still left unoccupied and as we waited, I began checking out my facebook updates. Weird enough, my attention got fixed on a guy on the 3rd row for about 30seconds. I concluded his body movement suggests he was nervous, plus he didnt look like a Yoruba guy or ibo guy to me, he had a small nokia phone in hand with head phones on. Hmmm, and he was carrying quite a heavy looking HP laptop bag on his laps. As I was about to mind my business and face my phone. That same guy alighted from the bus leaving the bag behind!... I concluded I wasnt going to die that day. Omor! I never knew I could be as fast as a ninja oh, if na jazz, I no fit tell but before you could blink, I don jump comot from window come begin resemble Usain bolt. People begin run too. My co-passengers don already code wetin I code, and were quickly disappearing like Osama Bin Ladin. At a safe distance and amidst mass confusion, we were looking and waiting for the bus to explode when the idiotic guy that left his HP bag returned to the bus. Adjusting his trouser and probably wondering what could have emptied the bus like that, he jeje enter the bus, come take em seat, open the groundnut wey em buy begin chew. The next thing wey my mouth do na Mtcheeew. I no even get strength look at the confused people who kept asking, whats wrong, whats wrong? ..... Chai! #Boko_Haram no go finish us ooo !!...
Posted on: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 15:28:02 +0000