DATA PROTECTION DECLARATION: On this day, 5th January 2015, in response to the new Facebook guidelines and under articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, I declare that I erroneously believe I am entitled to use a service provided to me for free on my own terms, completely ignore the terms of the contract I signed up to and convince myself that by cutting and pasting some shit I found on the internet that I have some secret knowledge which means I side-step international contract law. I also declare that if you copy and paste the same shit I have just done, you too have a guaranteed shield of invisibility and immunity from being treated just like everybody else who uses Facebook. I also declare that if you simply change a couple of the letters in this statement about each time Facebook updates its terms of service, this proven hoax is well watertight, honest Guv. This is in accordance with the Rome Statute of Gullibility and chapter 12 of the Amway Guide to Writing Effective Chain Letters (This peach originates Mr Richard Cage)
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 22:22:07 +0000
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