*DEAR DARLING DAUGHTERS* of the World.. As Fathers we love you Dearly, theres nothing we wouldnt do for you, well protect you, well encourage you, well help you stay on the right track. For my girls, now all in their Twenties, Id happily do Time for you with a Smile all the way to my Lock Up..... However... If you Ever leave one of my Razor Blades Blunt again, after youve Shaved Ya legs, occasional Moustache, Arms and those Unmentionable bits into funny shapes, enough so, so that when I try to Shave it looks like Ive Butchered 20 people in my bathroom as well as having a face that clearly Resembles a Baboons Arse thats been Steam Rollered, Smacked, Whipped and beaten to within an inch of its Damn life..... I WILL (Possibly like many fathers would like too) PUT you back where you came from.. Only this time youll be going back 2 INCHES LOWER than where you came from and FACE FIRST!!!!! Lots of Love Daddi :)
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 19:46:57 +0000
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