DIFFERENCES IN SOUTHERN AND NORTHERN BLACKS Southern blacks are - TopicsExpress

DIFFERENCES IN SOUTHERN AND NORTHERN BLACKS Southern blacks are more likely to... * attend HBCUs, * be Greek, * attend church, * be Baptist, * have stupid-ass names that are hybrid combinations of other names (i.e.: “DeLadariusray Magee”), * get married at a younger age, * get married at all, * buy expensive American cars, * buy cheap-ass American cars and put $35,000 worth of added expense in them, * know their fathers, * hate white people, but date and/or marry interracially, * be killed by white rednecks, * coordinate outfits, * have happier, more fulfilling lives, * eat everything on a pig, except its eyeballs, * buy Steve Harvey books, * look like Steve Harvey, * be colorstruck and not realize that being colorstruck is wrong, * breed better women, * rock braids/cornrows/dreds, * be provincial, * be socially conservative, * not be pretentious, * have children, * and be generally better people. On the other hand, northern blacks seem to be more likely to... * attend PWIs, * scoff at HBCUs, while secretly wishing they had decided to attend one instead of paying 75 grand a year to attend some bullshit liberal arts college in Poughkeepsie, New York, * be anything (Muslim, Jewish, Atheist, Laker Fan, etc), but Christian, * be smart, * have stupid ass names that have absolutely no connection to anything remotely human name sounding (i.e.: “Powerful McThomas”), * convince themselves that they’ve willingly chosen to stay single, * buy European, * be cool with white people, even though they’d never actually date one, * be militant, * get killed by white rednecks with billy-clubs and badges, * not be decedents of American slaves, * rock ceasers, * coordinate furniture, * have better, more fulfilling lives…ON PAPER, * be more worried about how they’re perceived (this is both a good and bad quality to have), * be more resilient and tough-minded, * read Hill Harper books, * look like Hill Harper, * look like someone who’d date someone who looked like Hill Harper, * abstain from pork for no apparent reason, * be staunchly liberal and close-minded at the exact same time, * be somewhat lame, but migrate to the south and be the shit down there, * be professional and promiscuous, and live generally “better” lives.

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