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DRINKERS aged over 65 have reminded the government that they are going to die quite soon whatever they do. After health officials advised him to drink fewer pints, 78-year-old Tom Logan said: “You may have heard of something called a life span. “As I reach the end of mine, I cannot think of any compelling reason to drink less. I know a couple of people in their nineties and trust me, being that old is absolutely terrible. “Also what else am I going to do with my time – a free course in basic internet skills at my local library? “Frankly I’d rather sit at this bar looking red and moody.”
Posted on: Fri, 09 Aug 2013 14:01:42 +0000

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