DUMB MOMENT: YES, I HAVE SOME OF THE STUPIDEST ENCOUNTERS THAT CRACKS ME UP...CONVERSATION THIS A.M. FROM A 1 800 NUMBER.... CALLER: GOOD MORNING, MS. NORFLEET; HOW R U... I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR DREAM MAN IS JUST RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER N FOR 5.95 I CAN TELL YOU WHEN AND WHERE YOU GUYS WILL MEET & BEGAN A WONDERFUL LOVING LIFE TOGETHER. I SEE YOU RUSHING DOWN THE AISLE..WITH THE PRETTIEST DRESS N HE IN HIS TUX... ME: WHICH MS. NORFLEET ARE YOU LOOKING 4,, I DO NOT WANT MY MOTHER TO MISS OUT ON HER DREAM MAN STANDING AROUND THE CORNER WAITING 4 HER... CALLER: I HAVE THE RIGHT ONE.. DO YOU CARE TO KNOW MORE.. ME: NO! IM WAITING 4 U 2 TELL ME WHICH MS. NORFLEET U R LOOKING FOR BECAUSE ITS 3 HERE. I DO NOT WANT THE WRONG PERSON TO GET MR. DREAM MAN... CALLER: YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR HOW YOUR LIFE WOULD CHANGE IN THE UPCOMING DAYS ( NASTY TONE) ME: 1ST OF ALL U DO NOT KNOW IF IM MARRIED ALREADY. 2ND OF ALL WHAT IS THAT DREAM MAN DOING WHILE HE IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.. IM NOT LOOKING FOR ANYONE ON THE CORNER. HES EITHER SELLING OR BUYING SOMETHING N I DONT WANT TO BE BOTHERED WITH EITHER.. CALLER: I MEAN HES NEAR U... ME: I NEED TO PAY U $5.95 FOR YOU TO TELL ME ABOUT A MAN THAT STANDING RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER; IF I WAS INTERESTED I WOULD WALK AROUND THAT CORNER 4 FREE... BUT SINCE IM NOT SURE WHO HE AWAITING IM GOING TO PASS, THEREFORE; I WILL NOT SEE ANY CHARGES FROM A CRYSTAL BALL READING ON MY PHONE BILL. SO LOOK INTO UR BALL N TELL ME THE NUMBER TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU, BECAUSE I MIGHT NEED THEM... CALLER: WELL SINCE YOU DO NOT WISH TO KNOW WHAT UR FUTURE HOLDS 4 U, WE WILL REMOVE YOU FROM OUR CALLING LIST.. ME: THANK YOU SO KINDLY... I WILL BE SURE TO INFORM MY MOTHER N SISTER THAT THEIR DREAM MAN IS SOMETHING N THE PAST.. HAVE A GREAT DAY... I TELL U IT COULD ONLY HAPPEN TO ME.. IM JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS.. I DO NOT BOTHER ANYONE... HAVE A GREAT NIGHT..
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 02:55:50 +0000
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