DYING PRIEST A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital. He asked the doctor to call a Kenyan Police Officer & a politician. Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands and kept quiet. The guys were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician ask, But why did you call us? The priest gathered all his strength and said, Jesus died between two thieves. I want to go the same way. News MOUTHOLOGY: A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor: “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? The sailor said no to all his questions. Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy. After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? The professor said no. Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology. MADAMS ROOM Fala the house help, entered Madams room without knocking. MADAM: Fala, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up? FALA: That can never happen, madam. MADAM: How can you be so sure? FALA: I always peep first and if you are naked, Ill just wait and watch until you have dressed up before I enter. FALA is currently in the emergency room of a general hospital...Continue Reading
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