DYNAMOS: WHAT WENT WRONG IN DRC. Below are some of the THEORIES that explain our loss to As Vita. 1.ULTRA DEFENSIVE FORMATION THEORY. Machapa Mushure Jaure Linyama Chafa Mukanga Alimenda +/- Muparati are all defense oriented players. If anything,a goaless draw was the best we cud get. No need to mention our DEFENSIVE STRIKER Simba Sthole. 2. KUSUNGA MA PLAYERS THEORY. The first XI can now be announced only an hour or Two before the game becoz if announced early-Madhara anosunga team. Manje hameno! 3. PLAYERS ON STRIKE THEORY For the better part oof the week,players were on strike vachida mari dzavo. They only sessioned once ahead of such a crucial,away fixture. And we expect a miracle??? 4.BIASED OFFICIATING THEORY. As expected Dembare succumbed to a dubious penalty after Jaure was adjudged tu hv impeded on an As Vita striker. We are always victims of poor officiating. 5.THE BOBAN CURSE THEORY. After Boban Zarantusa was ill-treated by Dembare and on the verge of destitution, he so wanted to go bek to Uganda but still he had no money for the air ticket. a well wisher came to his rescue and paid his airfare. She says Boban told her Dembare will not prosper in this year,come what may. She also revealed that Boban visited his cousin in Ghana who is a prophet to effect his curse. #handisiriniNdadaro 6. INEFFECTIVE ASSISTANT COACH THEORY. Most fans feel Pasuwa should have an experienced someone as his Assistant. Names thrown around include David George, Tau Mangwiro, etc. 7.PASUWAS TACTICAL POVERTY THEORY. Most fans feel Pasuwa lacks the tactical expertise needed in the African Safari. History seems to subtantiate their claims as Ras has failed to go past the second round of the Champions league. Personally i feel Pasuwa should be given more time-Rome wasnt built in a day. 8.FITNESS LEVEL THEORY. If its true kuti Jaure had a Diarrhoea bout but still secured his first team place, if its true kuti Linyama had an injury but still secured his first team place, then haa pakaipa gentrumeni. Ive been convinced that Chafa is fully fit despite the six month absence. Simba Sthole uyu ane zvironda hake. 9.THE ALUVA-LESS THEORY. Poor Dembare travelled to Congo without inini,surely how did u expect them to bring a result. ??
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 08:35:09 +0000
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