Daddy Diaries(The Packed Lunch Remix Edition...)...parents...in todays fast paced society, we are ever so worried about our kids and proper nutrition. We need to be concerned about what they are taking for lunch, what they are eating and proper snacks and nutrition...but, for just one day, I would like us, yes, us as parents to break the rules...Here is what our next Monday Packed Lunch Remix will look like... 1 Large Brown Paper Bag 1 Sammich...Prepared on Wonder Bread with Oscar Myer Bologna, Thick As Slice of Cheese and light Miracle Whip. Wrap Sammich in Wax paper and put a piece of tape on top so it doesnt open 1 Chico Stick(might need to go to Non Suburban Establishment to purchase) 10-Big 60 Cookies(can be purchased at Winn Dixie) 1-Bag of Funyuns(no mints...stank breath is a prerequisite) 2-Little Jug Juices(look like little jugs...might also need to go to Non Suburban Establishment or Sams Club to Purchase)... Here is how to properly pack...two little juice on the bottom...Sammich on top...cookies on top of sammich...Chico stick in there somewhere and Bag of Funyuns busting out bag...Staple Bag on the sides. Write their name in black marker and tell them to be careful cause the juices might sweat, get wet and the bag bust open before 1st, 2nd or 3rd lunch. And if it does, just grab it all and throw it in backpack... See, we have to help them prepare for life...A Packed Lunch Remix is a Start...
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 15:57:26 +0000
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