Daily Rant: Well, Taxpayers....brace yourselves for a Titanic Tax onslaught by the Parliamentary Pillocks in the Houses of Pah-Lament. In the name of Saving The Plannit. Scientific Eggheads have gathered together, doubtless at the expense of the Public Purse, and have been busily anal-ising the circumstantial and coincidental data that has been thrown up after a bit of rough weather....CLIMATE CHANGE is on the, er, change. You know whay that mans, dont you, fellow Tax-Payers? Yep....Tax, tax, tax and...surprisingly....TAX. All increasing...in an upward spiral. For ever. Carbon Tax. Petrol Tax. Diesel Tax. Energy Tax. Carpet Tax. Tin Tax. Methane Tax. Only ONE brave Scientist spoke up against it. Brave man. We can thank him for that, but once the Govern-mental wheels start up on the Tax every bugger half to Death machine, there will be no going back. Yet our planet has been subject to regular climate changes throughout its history / existence. More realistically, these have been caused by changes in the earths orbit / orbital distance from, the sun, and not by someone leaving the choke on, on their Nissan Microbe for a few too many seconds. Or boiling an over-full kettle. Last Tuesday. So, fellow Taxpayers...you have been warned. Take heed - or the Polar Bear gets it.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 17:50:57 +0000
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