Dangerous Guns?!? Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 rifle right by my doorway. I left 6 live rounds beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor-boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house. After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadnt moved itself outside. It certainly hadnt killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadnt even loaded itself. Well, you can imagine my surprise with all the media stories about how dangerous guns are and how they are killing people. Based on the information available, I have concluded that Im in possession of either the laziest or the dumbest gun in the world. The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World. But, if you take out Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom in murders. Those 4 Cities also happen to have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the United States. All 4 happen to be controlled by Democrats. But, it would be absurd (or racist) to draw any conclusions from this information, right? Well, Im off to check on my Forks and Spoons. I hear theyve been making people fat! In God We Trust
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 22:39:05 +0000
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