Darling Grubby, I take my hat off to you and your colleagues at Corevice. What a save but stupid to get caught in the first place. I warned you against trying to bribe MPs in the British parliament or Representatives in the US Congress. But you went ahead with it anyway and got caught. You will have to tell me the story of how you convinced the BBC you were actually an investigative journalist and then turned the whole thing into an investigation into cash for questions in the British Parliament. That really is a classic save. Having said that my staff has put together a 5 minute edited version of the programme, showing the bits which feature Fiji. They are very damaging in themselves. I will expect a reduction in the monthly fee for June to pay for this cock up and I also want Corevice to do some free work for Tourism Fiji. It was not good for business to show there was only 1 person on holiday in Fiji when that video was made. We have put out a video of the True Leader Dumb aiyASS at the Fiji surfing Championship. The plan was for him to ride just one wave. We would capture it on film and then make him Champion Surfer of the World. But he would not get on the board without his bodyguard so we had to scrap that idea. I will let you into a secret. DUMB aiyASS is becoming a real politician whenever the cameras are around he will carry his baby. But as soon as the cameras have turned away he dumps the baby on his wife. Hugs and Kisses Shazzer This is to inform the public that this letter is a piece of fiction. However, some of the people and events mentioned are real. youtu.be/5L2JxWfJ8-w
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 05:37:48 +0000