Darren Lockyer, the Pope, John Howard & a school boy were all on - TopicsExpress

Darren Lockyer, the Pope, John Howard & a school boy were all on the same plane when the engine failed and started to plummet towards the Earth. They all realised that there was 4 of them & only 3 parachutes. Darren Lockyer got up & said I am a sporting superstar & must live so that I can please my fans & continue my career to beat the Kiwis & the Poms in the tri- nations series. So he grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. Then John Howard got up and said I am the smartest Prime Minister Australia has ever have and I need to live to continue to govern the nation. Then the Pope said to the school boy , I am old & have lived my life so you should take the last parachute. The school boy replied, no its ok, the worlds smartest Prime Minister took my school bag so theres one for each of us!

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