Dating Naked Dee: Do you remember me tellin ya about that show where people run nekked through the jungle? Vicki: Yeah. Dee: Well, they got a new one now. Its called Nekked People Goin Out on Dates. Its about nekked people and they DATE nekked. They just go around holdin themselves and gigglin like stupid little nekked people. Back when I was datin, I covered up everything that COULD be covered up and sometimes, Id cover it twice just to make sure! These people are goin out on FIRST DATES, nekked as jaybirds! Vicki: Yeah, Ive heard about that show. Dee: They dont go out to restaurants or theaters like normal people though, cuz nekked people arent normal! Theyd be arrested if they went where the normal people go, so they go to places where nobody else goes cuz they all got better sense ... like out in the middle of the forest ... but they dont got bathrooms out in the forest. They just got little outhouses out there, so if they gotta go to the bathroom, they gotta walk into one of them outhouses nekked. I couldnt do it. BEARS live in them things. Vicki: Bears dont live in outhouses. Dee: Yes they do! Can you imagine openin up that door and youre standin there nekked and a bears sittin on the toilet lookin at ya? Hes either gonna tear ya to pieces or think you make a cute-lookin bear ... then youd be WISHIN he wouldve killed ya. Copyright © 2014 by Vicki Robison All rights reserved.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 23:31:47 +0000
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