Dating notes from The X-Files: 1) Trust no one... unless its a mysterious smoking stranger, cause they always know whats up. 2) The truth is out there... sos someone who cares. 3) I want to believe... that those are real. [But I dont.] 4) Dont sleep with your co-workers, until youve spent years on the job with them and you know theyre clean of any earthly gonadular diseases because they never get laid because theyre always chasing aliens. 6) Dont sleep with abductees, no matter how long theyve been back on earth. Youll probably catch intergalactic crabs, or something worse. 7) David Duchovny is the hottest man alive and someday, I will have his babies. (k that last one was just my personal goal in life ;) )
Posted on: Fri, 14 Feb 2014 18:04:53 +0000
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