Dave sat at the Bar, staring sadly into his pint of beer and sighed heavily. “What’s up Dave,” asked the bartender, “it’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.” “It’s my six year old son..…” Dave replied. “Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? – my lad’s just the same; – forget about it, that happens with boys that age” said the bartender, sympathetically. “I only wish it was” continued Dave, “but it’s far worse than that, the little bastard has gotten that gorgeous 18 year old girl that lives next door pregnant.” “Get away!” gasped the bartender. That’s impossible! “No it’s not” said Dave. “The little sod stuck a pin through all my condoms”.
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 20:27:34 +0000
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