David Letterman may not get any flack from NASCAR, but Ill bet he does get some flack from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts. David Lettermans Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol wont stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew cant work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CANT DRIVE IN NASCAR... # 1 - They cant wear their helmets sideways.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 22:51:42 +0000
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