Day before yesterday, just as were pulling into Euston, I leant forward in my seat to pick up my Blackberry case, which Id dropped. The train lurched and I shot forward and nutted a fellow passenger, who was standing, in their lower region :( This was very embarrassing, but how much so, you ask? You decide which was the worst (or suggest your own) and Ill reveal the truth later on. The following were my actual companions in the 4 seat bay: 1. A middle-aged businessman, clutching his Giordinos latte, which I upset when I bumped into it. 2. A young lady in a short dress and high heels, facing away, who I most indelicately goosed with my head, and who jumped an inch or two, before all the profuse apologies and red faces all round. 3. A wiry, tanned old gentleman in running or cycling gear, including especially brief nylon shorts. I unceremoniously nutted him hard in the Jacobs, with my bald pate. You decide ...
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 08:18:01 +0000
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