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Dear 8am Self, If your dear husband even REMOTELY suggests that at some time during your Sunday there is the slightest whiff of a chance that your assistance may be required to just help bring some old cows over the road, do NOT take any chances. Avoid, at ALL COSTS, any upper body under garments that utilise satin, lace or anything remotely pink and frilly. Strap those sisters in with Kevlar reinforced fabric and dont skimp on the number of hook/eyes at the back. Taking these advance precautions will ensure both the efficiency in which you will be able to operate your ATV (its nigh on impossible to steer one handed whilst using the other to prevent severe personal injury), and your personal safety. Believe me, self, heed these words of wisdom, otherwise sisters will be doing it for themselves. Yours in hindsight, 8pm Self xoxo
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 04:37:13 +0000

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