Dear All As you may already be aware , life has dealt me a few zesty lemons lately ,so, with a view to readdress some of these issues, I have concocted a plan that i consider to be failproof for my way ahead, So... i am taking action for my new and improved anti -stumble-trip approach of previous years, My new critera for a way forward concerning a new partner is as follows She must be, blonde ,sweddish, of much lower intelligence “ Might be tricky..., willing to negotiate on that bit” have a pulse and be aged between 40-40ish , preferably no facial hair though in my fairness i am willing to be creative with my pound shop bargin bics, she must be mute and capable of nodding in agreement at all times, like motorbikes, cream cakes , and copious amounts of housework, fairness is my aim here as everyone must excercise their right to work hard. She must...have at least 20 of her own teeth ,kept clean , and unbealished ,possible slight curve in back but no pertruding Hunch as there will be times when i need to watch the telly , have a range of skills in both kitchen and loft , be capable of hourly back massage without stopping to complain in writing about how in other relationships it felt so much more like a two way thing ,and... always be willing and able to agree. She must come with a clean track record and by no means an opinion that vialates my right to be heard , The benefits of the agreed post for the fortunate candidate will be as follows... She will have full use of the downstairs loo and the lefthand side of the sink, providing no one else needs it Right! That seems to have covered most things ,,now all thats needed is to just sit back and wait for the right catch, shouldnt be long, bit like fishing really , only without the bait , rod, etc etc
Posted on: Thu, 31 Jul 2014 22:52:12 +0000
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