Dear All of Andreas Facebook Friends.....My name is Fruit Loop and I am a bird who lives at the clinic where Andrea works. Heres why Andrea is so awesome. First.....she feeds me pretzels and fritos everyday. Secondly....she talks to me about all of her relationship problems that shes recently been having with her new boyfriend....hes a rapper....his name is Jay Z. Shes been confiding in me that her boyfriends wife Beyoncé has found out about her and its causing a riff in their once happy fling. Ive told her that her butt will NEVER be as bootylicious as Beyonces and that she should just leave him alone.....she hasnt though, so Im sure Beyoncé will make a song about it and Andrea will become an instant celebrity from it. And most of all....the VERY LAST, AND MOST IMPORTANT REASON that I love Andrea so much....is because when Lisa GeorgiaGirl Boles comes sits up at her desk at work and sees that shes yet again left her FB page open and didnt log out, lisa and I get a KICK outta making her want to murder us both for posting stupid posts like this one. Luv, FruitLoop/Lisa
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 23:07:12 +0000