Dear Apple, Im writing this status to address a few issues with your productivity. Firstly, I arent entirely sure if I do happen to have a money tree lodged so far up my own arse its branching into my appendix but as far as I can see, you keep shoving your ghastly Californian fists up there and collecting large amounts of money from said tree. As this will be my 7th charger in 6 months I feel there may be a slight issue with the iPhone 5 charging cable itself. Secondly, as you charge an arse-rapingly worthy £15 for said cable, I shant be purchasing an Apple branded cable. I personally feel you should remove the kind reminder that pops its middle finger up to me and states this is not an apple branded product and may not work reliably because your own products, work about as reliably as a king size vibrator with no batteries. Yours truthfully, A skint customer.
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 10:05:37 +0000
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