Dear Craigslist/people who post to Craigslist - 1. Hyperbole is fun. Hyperbole on Craigslist is annoying. 2. Descriptive buzzwords used as click bait are never gonna seal the deal for you. 3. Minnetonka is not IN Minneapolis. Neither is Coon Rapids. 4. The more exclamation points you end your pitch with, the more I will assume you are full of crap. 5. When you seal the deal, remove your post. 6. If you dont post at least a COUPLE of photos, you are an idiot. 7. If you post 40 hi-def photos, you are an idiot. 8. If you post wide-angle photos of a 300 square foot living room in an attempt to make it look like a 600 square foot living room, you are a snake. I mean, you realize people are probably gonna want to see it IN REAL LIFE before they sign the lease, right? 9. If it says Epiphone on the headstock, dont call it a Gibson. 10. All things considered, you do provide a neat way for people to sell and buy things locally on the cheap, so keep up the - for the most part - good work. Love - Mo
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 17:14:29 +0000
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