Dear Current Spouse, Id like to amend our arrangement. As per - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Current Spouse, Id like to amend our arrangement. As per subsection five of the Keep Your Wife Happy Clause, the following is the current status quo of the Seekers¹ of Spouses in the Singles Handbook: Dear Future Spouse, If you see me curled up with a blanket and a book, you have three options: 1.) Bring me tea and be quiet 2.) Sit down with your own novel of choice and be quiet 3.) Get naked and wait for me to finish the chapter Im on (quietly) Thats it. That is it. Dont talk to me. If there is a fire, put it out. If the kids are hungry, get some sammiches popping. Be a Solutionary, dear. Thats what Ill love about you most of all. -Whitney Syphax Walker Please see the attached addendum and make it so, Number One (In my Patrick Stewart does Star Trek best, voice) #CaptainPecardOverKirk #ThisIsWhatMakesItHappyHome #Sammiches #Silence #Solutionary #ThatNewBlackLove
Posted on: Sun, 08 Jun 2014 16:37:16 +0000

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