Dear Despicable Maggot, In your haste to escape when stealing my phone you dropped your wallet. I now have possession of the following: $195 cash, one prepaid VISA gift card from “Aunt Dana” with a declared value of $100, four credit cards, two debit cards, Social Insurance Card, Health Card, Driver’s License, School Identity card and among other things, two condoms, (both of which are expired, shocking). I will be standing at the exact spot you grabbed my phone at exactly 5:10pm and will exchange all of the above (less $100 which we’ll call the “Arsehole Fine”) for my phone, you can also expect a lecture about how one can go about being a ’grown arse man’. If you do not appear I will give your credit cards and anything else of value to homeless people and turn the rest of your wallet in to the police who I trust will locate you in rather short order. Thanks, The girl in the yellow cab…. LOL!!! GOTCHA’!!! Live, Love, & always be sure to Laugh!!! Have a great Sunday everybody!!!
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 17:10:41 +0000
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