Dear Diary, I do not understand the authority in this house. I am inclined to think she is stupid. My morning routine has been the same for 12 of my 13 years so the authorities refusal to bend to my wishes leads me to believe she is stupid. Those drooling four legged things that live here do not deserve to go to the bathroom before I eat. How hard is this to understand? If the authority does not want me zigzagging in front of her and intentionally walking between her legs, then she needs to put my wet food down, immediately . My will is strong and there is a chance that the authority will someday learn, but I will not expect a miracle. I will try again tomorrow, per protocol..
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 22:16:30 +0000
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