Dear Facebook Stalker, Welcome to my Facebook! Im sorry I didnt get to greet you sooner, but I didnt really know you were out there until now. Its a shame that youre too shy to introduce yourself, Im sure we could be great friends! What a silly Stalker you are. I could tell you all of my deepest, darkest secrets and you could have a great time sharing them with everyone! Think of how much fun we could have, swapping tales of woe and misery at tribunals, meetings and hearings; like we were buddies or something! I know its been hard on you, having to sort through all my silly posts about my feelings, my illness and my struggles to retain a shred of dignity in the face of adversity, so Im going to make it easy for you. From now on, anything I think you might like to read, including details of my cases against you and your nameless chums will be addressed directly to you, my dearest Stalker. This way, you can get right to the juicy bits without having to think about me as a human being. Sounds good? Id like to take a moment to remind you of a few things; the Charter of Rights and Freedoms permits me the right of Free Speech, something I intend on using frequently. Also, You Know Who has a policy regarding accessing Facebook at work, so for your sake, I hope you dont get caught violating this policy. People have been fired for less! Im lucky that I dont have to worry about holding my tongue any more so I can post whatever I want, not being bound by any oaths or contracts or anything- what a relief. Hugs and Kisses, Me
Posted on: Wed, 24 Sep 2014 17:09:34 +0000
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