Dear Friends I love all of you but yall driving me crazy today and - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Friends I love all of you but yall driving me crazy today and it is not a long trip. If you are quitting your job to join the peace corps, running away with one of the nurses at your hospital and want me to be the one to tell your wife , expecting a baby there are 23 of you expecting today by the way or have just contracted some incurable disease that can only be found in the rainforest where you have never been. I will welcome your news tomorrow. I will send you packages and be excited that you are following your dreams of building bridges for the poor and hungry. I will devastate your wife because you dont have the nut sack to do it. I will be happy to send a gift to each and every baby shower. I will be willing to fly to the rain forest and climb to top of the highest tree to be able to find the cure for your disease that can only be found there. TOMORROW!!!! Because today you are all very full of shit
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 17:49:55 +0000

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