Dear Future wife My name is Johnenglish. I have seen your advertisement for the position of a husband on Whatsapp and other social network. I believe you have been looking for a right candidate until this application. I am delighted to inform you that my application meets all requirements stipulated. I am single, good looking or handsome, humble, approachable and honest to mention few. I have noted that you are looking for someone single as your minimum requirement however I am pleased to state that I qualify as the best candidate for this position. My past experience with love taught me that you belong to me and with this vast experience of love that I acquired; I believe will add value in the relationship. In your advertisement you made mentioned about some aspects that are important, here are the following aspects I believe you will be pleased with my application. Education Well I believe my educational background in loving is too much to sustain our love forever. I went to university of Love affairs and I was taught by best professors and Doctors, (eg Dr Eve) ever and they used to invite practitioners during my course of study. Well I am about to enrol for another course in making you happy more. I believe will take my degrees of love and teach you in our journey. Financial Capability Well, I am not Motsepe or Bill gates, I am just an ordinary guy with intentions of loving you forever however I still believe that women needs financial security. If we stay together, I shall ensure that we work together in ensuring that we build our own empire coz I believe I am not your ATM but someone who wants to make our love flourish. Intimacy Well, during my course of study, one of the subjects that I did was titled “Making her happy in the bedroom” this was taught by one of the best Indian professor. Our practicals were of a good standard as we were doing it with different races and cultures. I promise you shall not sleep hungry. Well I would like to inform you that you will be the happiest women ever. I believe with this application, you find the right candidate. If you have a clarity seeking question, you are more than welcome to contact me. Yours in love looking Future husband
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 07:59:15 +0000