Dear Galactic Idiot, Your biggest mistake wasnt that you stole the credit card # from a tremendously tenacious lady who happens to be married to a guy with 20 years experience as a billing expert for the insurance industry. Your biggest mistake wasnt that you stole the # of a card only used on the internet, which carries an average balance of $50.00. Your biggest mistake wasnt even that you kept trying to use the credit card. No. Your biggest mistake is that you tried to use the credit card to order your own credit report from Experian and created a file at a dating website. For the Experian Mistake, you are hereby granted the Darwin Award for being The Dumbest Criminal on Earth. And, in a few minutes, the Police will be showing you what youve won--an all inclusive stay at a medium security penitentiary! Oh, almost forgot to tell you, we cancelled that dating website subscription for you. Bubba says you wont be needing it. Have a pleasant three to five year vacation!
Posted on: Sat, 01 Mar 2014 03:48:13 +0000
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