Dear Girlfriend: If you dump me by saying Its Over, i wont - TopicsExpress



          

Dear Girlfriend: If you dump me by saying Its Over, i wont believe you. I want the following things to support your decision: 1. Two pages of your reasons 2. Police Affidavit 3. 90 minutes of your voice note of apology 4. You parents IDs 5. Your parents permission 6. Lastly, you will have to perform rituals and you have to slaughter two fat Brown cows, apologising to the Ancestors for hurting my feelings... We Mean Business Here!! xD Yours Sincerely: Boyfriend
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 17:12:35 +0000

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